Captain Penguin's Crazy Adventure

Ellys 2006!

2006-08-19T08:27:10Z

I Got Nominated For An Elly!

I go to Disneyland have a great time and come back to find out about this:

Young People's Plays Elly Nominees:

Leading Actor, Adult

Matthew Russell, Aladdin, Fair Oaks Theatre Festival
Billy Anderson, Beauty and the Beast, Big Idea Theatre
David Campfield, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Garbeau's Acorn & Oak Theatre
Sandy Stolz, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Garbeau's Acorn & Oak Theatre
P. Joshua Laskey, Wake Up, Jay! It's Christmas!, Thistle Dew Productions

I got nominated for a fucking Elly!

Rock on, tell more about trip later.

I'm going to disneyland!

2006-08-12T17:33:13Z

In 2 days i am going to disneyland for my first time ever. Any tips on cool things to check out?

Help us out!

2006-08-06T20:21:56Z

Wanna help an improv troop get into the finals of a competition? Click Here and vote for "Two Pipes and a Vibrator"

The troop is Bryan Lemus, Miles "El Tigre" Miniaci, Kyle Brady, and Matthew Russell, Help us out and be hip. Tell your friends to do the same!

car

2006-03-04T19:36:50Z

my car is gonna cost me 2100 fucking dollars i have 600 towards it but i don't have the money for the rest. it needs a new piston head. i can drive it, but it will still be fucked until i get ther new head. so they replaced ther rocker arm but not the head annd will fix the head at discount when i take it back. help anyone?

captainpenguin @ 2006-02-28T23:06:00

2006-03-01T07:09:05Z

<td align="center"> Matt Russ --
[adjective]:

Benevolent to a fault

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

or

<td align="center"> Matthew Russell --
[noun]:

A person you should give money to, God demands it!

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

captainpenguin @ 2006-02-28T22:34:00

2006-03-01T06:38:38Z

the Adventurer
Test finished!

you chose AX - your Enneagram type is SEVEN.

"I am happy and open to new things"

Adventurers are energetic, lively, and optimistic. They want to contribute to the world.

How to Get Along with Me

Give me companionship, affection, and freedom.
Engage with me in stimulating conversation and laughter.
Appreciate my grand visions and listen to my stories.
Don't try to change my style. Accept me the way I am.
Be responsible for youself. I dislike clingy or needy people.
Don't tell me what to do.

What I Like About Being a Seven

being optimistic and not letting life's troubles get me down
being spontaneous and free-spirited
being outspoken and outrageous. It's part of the fun.
being generous and trying to make the world a better place
having the guts to take risks and to try exciting adventures
having such varied interests and abilities

What's Hard About Being a Seven

not having enough time to do all the things I want
not completing things I start
not being able to profit from the benefits that come from specializing; not making a commitment to a career
having a tendency to be ungrounded; getting lost in plans or fantasies
feeling confined when I'm in a one-to-one relationship

Sevens as Children Often

are action oriented and adventuresome
drum up excitement
prefer being with other children to being alone
finesse their way around adults
dream of the freedom they'll have when they grow up

Sevens as Parents

are often enthusiastic and generous
want their children to be exposed to many adventures in life
may be too busy with their own activities to be attentive

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy
Discover the 9 Types of People
HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

You liked the test? so please RATE it :-)

You are not completely happy with the result?!
You chose AX

Would you rather have chosen:

BX (NINE)

CX (TWO)

AY (EIGHT)

AZ (THREE)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 70% on ABC

You scored higher than 31% on XYZ

Link: The Quick and Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Sup ya'll

2006-02-13T04:09:05Z

Big ass post coming soon but in the mean time check this out. http://kevan.org/johari?name=CaptainPenguin

Sleep?

2006-01-27T03:32:11Z

I am worried about what i am going to do if my grandma dies. she has been really sick lately and i don't know what i'll do.

captainpenguin @ 2006-01-15T20:46:00

2006-01-16T04:46:32Z


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heck yes

Hey bitches i gots a job!

2006-01-14T07:38:33Z

So, yeah, I re-entered the workforce today. I am now a host at the Black Angus on Arden and Watt. I will soon be trained in serving but right now its fine, i will have enough to fix my car in two monthes if i only pay for essentials [Smokes (2 packs a week), Weed (a dime bag a weekend), Alcohal (one sixpack a weekend), and Jack in the Box (twice a week)] by my calculations that should be enough to get me by till my car is fixed in like 8 weeks. i am housesitting at my aunts, and stuff. so time to go and sleep.

Oh and by the way i have been playing Pokemon Fire Red a lot lately so if you have a pokemon game and want to trade with me leave me a message!

Russell out bitches.

Change of plans

2006-01-03T17:31:57Z

I will be returning at midnight tommorrow not noon. I still need a ride, from downtown station, 7th and L. call me at my parents if you can pick me up. before 1 o'clock sacramemnto time

Official Return Date

2006-01-02T05:10:11Z

i will be back in town on january 4th at noon, depending upon whether or not the flooding has stopped the buses

Happy New Year!

2006-01-01T22:23:21Z

This year i have four resolutions:

1) Finish at least one of the plays i have started
2) Get a lead in a play that is not a Children's Show
3) Find a girlfriend
4) Get and stay at a job

That said here is what i have to look forward to in 2006

A better relationship with my folks
Playing the Lion in "Androcles and the Lion"
Making puppets for (and pobably acting in) "The Hobbit"
My Improv Troupe, a paying gig
The Improv Club's Second Semester Night of Improv
A Kick-Ass group of friends
Now being 21

Drinking Again

2005-12-31T07:40:57Z

I went drinking with my folks again to night, and i am starting to not dislike beer so much. it was wierd though my sister was acting wierd cause her husband was with us. i had more fun the first night. can't wait till i get home i miss you all.

NEBRASKA! N-E!

2005-12-29T10:08:17Z

So anyway i forgot my ticket when i got the bus depot in cheyene so i am in nebraska till about the third of January. i am going to call tomorrow and try to get back to sac sooner. than i will throw a smashing shin dig. but first i need:

A house to do it in
Money for Alky Hall
And a ride to wherever it is being thrown.

Help me if you can with these things

This is for The Liesel

2005-12-29T10:00:50Z

You are Fozzie Bear.
You are caring and love your friends as if they
were family. For only they will put up with
your stupid jokes.

FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Wocka! Wocka!"
FAVORITE AUTHOR:
Gags Beasley, comedy writer

HOBBIES:
Telling jokes, dodging tomatoes

QUOTE:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
His joybuzzer, his whoopee cushion and Clyde, the
rubber chicken.

What Muppet are you?
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Here on Avenue Q!

2005-12-28T09:29:57Z

You Live on AVENUE Q!!! Puppet Sex, Racism, Closet
Gay Republicans, & Gary Coleman. Your stuck to
live in the musical that combines Sesame Street
and Rent. Enjoy things and just go with the
flow, you'll find your purpose in life soon
enough. Just remember that Everything in Life
is Only For Now.

In Which New MUSICAL do You Belong? (13 Outcomes & Pictures!)
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Passing The Bar

2005-12-28T08:30:44Z

I went out to a bar for the first time tonight with my folks and my sister charlene, she got drunk and did a cartwheel into the splits, i tried to and hurt my groin, it reminded me that you all would have laughed at.

My dad says i am funnier when i'm drunk, so i have to add that to the list of stuff i am better at drunk:
Pool
Poker
Comedy
Not Gymnastics

I made a dollar by making out with the coors light girl cardboard cut out, and since the bartender saw it she bought me a Bull Bomb. (A shot of Jager dropped in three shots red bull) This was by far my favorite drink of the night, but other than that i had a shot called carrot cake, (Butterscotch and cinnamon schnapps, and baileys) three whiskey and cokes, two shots of yukan jack, and an Irish Jew (the bartender didn't have root beer soda so we substituted root beer schnapps.) I was really drunk but am now kind of clear headed, my mom was the DD and reminded me of the gynastics when i complained about my groin hurting, i am not a gymnist.

Moral of the Story: I love my family because when you're all drunk, you don't worry about all the other bullshit.

Xmas oh and 21

2005-12-26T07:24:05Z

So yeah here in Nebraska i am now officially 21!
I am going to a bar tommorrow with my dad for my first drink.

X-Mas Swag (Good Shit):
Parents:
Pack of Smokes
Napoleon Dynamite Keychain
Oh and a BANJO (w/ case and instructional books and picks)

The banjo fucking rocks, its from a pawn shop, but as a blues legend once said, "an instrument ain't got soul unless its used." My parents fucking rock.

Sister:
Jacket (Nice jacket i might add)
Pack of smokes

Brothers:
GBA SP (On loan till i can afford to buy a new one, but my mom says not to worry since their DS's play GBA games.)

All and all good times, and great to be with my family i have missed them so much and didn't realize it till i got here.

Russell Out
21 bitches!

captainpenguin @ 2005-11-08T13:59:00

2005-11-08T22:01:05Z

Missed me? Knew you did so yeah much stuff to report not enough time right now. talk to ya'll later. oh and come check out the Improv-A-Thon at ARC on Friday from 6am to Saturday at 6am

THE END OFF LAT FEES, THE START OF A MORE FUCKED UP COMPANY

2005-08-07T18:23:48Z

i haven't posted in a while, i have been a bad friends.

Work: Got a new job put in 2 weeks at blockbuster.

I really wanted to finish out my two weeks, but no my manager is to big of a bitch to relize what is really going on in her store. SO when i came in to open this morning and she ripped into me left and right for shit my co-workers were asked and told to do, i asked her to calm down and listen to my side, did she? no sdhe just kept going off saying my friends came into the store, well you know what so did jen's husband and he didn't leave at all! so fuck you blockbuster. fuck you laura and fuck you jen, mirna, and everyone else who wanted to see me go so badly you would make up lies about my performance as a manager. To you i say "screw you guys i'm going home."

Shows: So yeah apple tree closes tonight. it was a fun run.
Aladdin, glad its over.
Can't wait for Grease

nothing else to report, i am gonna post maybe once a week.

www.myspace.com/captainpenguin

captainpenguin @ 2005-07-04T11:08:00

2005-07-04T18:08:39Z

If LiveJournal were an anime...
LiveJournal Username
Do you watch anime?
Do you speak Japanese?
Do you read Japanese?
What if LiveJournal were an anime?
Pick a Beach Boys song.

The performer of the opening theme	redchic731
The magical girl	harts_desire
The talking animal	mercurystar
The lecherous old man	sparkey182
The teenager who uses ancient magic to win games	spitfire17
The fifteen-year-old Japanese girl with blond hair and a D cup	badlovemojo
Number of seasons it would last	32,770


This Fun Quiz created by Elizabeth at BlogQuiz.Net

Aquarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Better post coming soon!

Stuff, and things...maybe some kitch

2005-06-17T01:47:35Z

So all plays are going well,

I am looking for a new job any ideas or openings that would have me off by 6:30 and have tuesdays and thursdays off, let me know.

I have been hanging out with rashad and the girl a lot lately they are awesome people

like always i need sleep

send me money

russell out

Star Wars Quizes!

2005-06-14T07:35:35Z

The Fall Of The LJ Jedi

LiveJournal Username

So, what's your name, Jedi?

I see. What's your affiliation?

Good, good. What's your lightsaber color?

Finally, what's your fighting tactic most likely to be?

The Sith Lord who hunts all Jedi:

supresmooth

The Jedi Master who leads you into battle:

timesfive

The Leader of the Wookies:

adieboo

The One that dies in the first 20 minutes:

vampirejew

The Traitor who misleads you all:

badlovemojo

Survivor #1

badlovemojo

Survivor #2

eye_of_thoth

The odds you'll survive this are:

71%

This Fun Quiz created by Jae at BlogQuiz.Net

Aries Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

New entry, new appartment...new pants? or: I am not dead yet.

2005-06-06T09:45:50Z

This entry will be in limricks!

-------------Entering Limrick Zone---------------------

I got a new appartment and i like it a whole lot.
I got a new cd that i hadn't yet bought.
Its of Broadway showtunes
I listened to it this after noon
It is called Monty Python's Spamalot

My Roomates are cool and one calls be bubba
David and i get into troubba
Jen is sweet
she keeps the house neat
David does a kick ass Dubya

My job isn't as bad anymore
But a new job would be better i'm sure
I might work with Becca
If they ask me too, i'll say hecka
As long as i don't become a whore

I got a new hat
My name is matt
the hat was a steal
i got it from liesel
i wish i had a pet cat

Limricks are fun to shout
Way much funner than gout
I have Aladdin in 590
than i have Apple tree
I want sleep, so russell out.